still healing from things I don’t speak about
Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
m86
Meirl
sweethotnight
waitress: coffee or tea, sir?
me:
waitress: (trying not to sound scared for her life) r-right away, sir
This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up
“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.
“Ursula” by fdasuarez: http://bit.ly/2CExE9E
Putting a modern twist on the sea-witch, the artist brings Ursula to life with a moray eel tattoo and golden-shell jewelry.